ayeforscotland:

Fake jam

The British government have spent £50,000 organising a fake traffic jam at an empty airport to try and prove that Brexit don’t be bad.

Only 89 lorries turned up and without any attempt at performing the customs checks they will be subjected to after Brexit, they were 10 minutes late for the fake traffic jam.

The UK (or the two lower parts of it) is fucking mental.

andallshallbewell:

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dankmemesreasonforliving:

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iamtrashlordfearme:

hedgiemuffins:

hedgiemuffins:

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

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levitating-secret-dreams:

transboyscout:

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

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katielittlekinrit:

galpalkirk:

GOOD.

Mm y'all was sayin sum bout ratings failure ?

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